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When People Call Her “The Devil”
There are currently millions of people on this very planet that think Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta, that’s right bitches full name, is the devil reincarnated. When people call Lady Gaga “the devil”, there are so many things racing through my mind that I end up blabbing “SHE IS NOT!”. So I made a list for you to print out and keep with you for those flustering situations.
- Her career in general is a civil rights movement. Contrary to popular belief, she is a role model for more than just gay people. its for everyone. Now before you start bible-blabbing about how being gay is a sin, let me spell this out for you. The bible has been re-translated and adapted into so many languages. These adaptions are based off stories people told around a campfire thousands of years ago. You know what else the bible bans? Tattoos, clothes with mixed fabrics, having pets, pre-marital sex, women having ANY role in society… Should I go on? Equal=Equal. You cannot dedicate your life to a book and then only follow the sections that don’t affect YOUR life.
- HOURS after the earthquake in Japan, she designed and created a bracelet for her fans where profits would go towards relief. What did you do? Write a status that said “Japan is in my prayers”? What did that accomplish? Get off your ass and get results if you’re so “devastated”.
- She and her mother created a foundation for raising hope among suicidal teens. Oprah Winfrey was on board with it. Guess what. That teen could be your child.
- Hey you remember that old, forgotten continent? You know, AFRICA? The place over run with AIDS and malaria. She joined MAC and created makeup that donates a portion of the profit to AIDS relief. Right now you are thinking “Well I donate my 10 cents a month to some unknown organization.”
She is probably more of an “angel” than you claim to be. Boom! you’ve been logic’d.
